you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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