Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just high enough for therapy.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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