We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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