Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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