Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
