Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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