So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
only you would photoshop your dick
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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