How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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