While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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