no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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