is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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