I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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