i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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