singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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