I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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