Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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