So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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