dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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