I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she smelled like a LAN party
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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