i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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