You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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