Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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