Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
