Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
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i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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