I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
it's like iHOP with fire
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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