Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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