The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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