sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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