And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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