If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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