I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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