Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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