dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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