Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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