He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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