Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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