was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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