Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
sex on a bike is impossible
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