i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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