Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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