OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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