it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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