We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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