what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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