dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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