4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
from now on my penis is your penis
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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