shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
as a side note pls kill me
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
