It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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