im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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