she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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