i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
as a side note pls kill me
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