I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Everything about him screamed your future.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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