She said her name was "party"
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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