wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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