You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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