i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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